Freakin Fire Station; ROCK HARD!!!
Ok, you've got 2 hear this guys (well actually read this)!!
Last week I was with my cousin in a certain area after shopping at around 10pm and heading home, we passed by one of the fire stations in this certain "area". So we were on the U turn waiting 4 the cars 2 pass by, my cousin was driving, and I was in the passenger's seat, so of course my cousin was the one occupied and waiting 4 our turn 2 turn, and I was looking straight ahead at the fire station, when SUDDENLY my eyes fell on something ODD!!!! I saw big windows without any curtains, and about 13 heads lounging back on the couches or "ganafat" with a big screen TV and in it was some kind of rhythm moving BACK AND FORTH!!!
I focused hard 2 see WTF was going on..?? And I realized that the guys were watching PORN!!!!!!!
I was in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep shock, that I just started shouting out random words while pointing my finger:"STOP!! SEX!! PORN!! FIRE!! GUYS!!! GUYZ!!! WAIT!! IMPOSSIBLE!! SEX!! PORN!!! STATION!!! FIRE!!! THERE THERE OVER THERE!!!!!"
And my cousin just froze although there were no more cars coming, she wanted 2 check 2 make sure I wasn't fooling around, & we both screamed:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO WAY!!!"
So I told her out of insanity:"Go there!!! GO THERE!!! I wanna give them a piece of my mind!!! But while we're in the car of course......" (such a chicken)
So my cousin said"R U crazy??!! They r soooooooooooo horny now that they might rape us!!"
I realized she was right but cuz I got crazy that I didn't think straight, which is usually how I react until I calm down. Anyhoo, we laughed & drove away, so I thought of something crazy, I told my cousin that I can't stay silent and that I had 2 say something, so I got a hold of their number and called!!!!!!
Puppy:"Hello, is this (....)'s fire sation?"
Fire Fighter:"Yes...can I help you?"
Puppy:"Well actually, this is not an emergency, but we just drove by ur staion and we kinda saw something...? That was sooooo clear through the windows...? And u guys looked so comfortable...?"
Fire Fighter:"AHA....okayyyyyyyyyyy....? Yes, yes I see what u mean..." (felt an embarrassement from his tone of voice)
Puppy:"So I just wanted 2 say, that everything showed and it was "mo hilwa" (not a pretty site), thats all, sorry 4 the disturbance and thank u."
Fire Fighter:"Ok...don't worry about, thank you"
I was soooooooooooooo nice despite I was in shock and in anger, but I was afraid they would do something 2 me (such a coward I KNOW!), u know, call me up and sue me, cuz I didn't have hard evidence, but at the same time it was so funny, but I think they shouldn't have done that cuz it's insulting 2 our country when u think about it...
But they sure were "Rockin HARD" heeheehee
Peace!!
10 Comments:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. mawqef moo 6abee3i isara7a :D !!!!!!
eeeeeee wallah!!!
I swear i've told everybody i know, till today i told myself that i had 2 share it with my blogger friends!!
:D
sh7qa malgoofa, khleehom eb7alhom
and fix ur time settings, am is set to pm its 12 hours in the wrong direction
purg: i like 2 be malgoofah, its wanasa!!!
and i've tried but there's something wrong in my blog that when i post i cant see the timing under the box where u type anymore..
ok i fixed it...from the settings, but still when i wanna create a new post i cant see the timing under the box
play around in settings and you would find something, you can also try changing template.
LOL! I should try becoming more malgoofa ;P
I think they watch that to keep them hot and ready to fight the fires :P
damn!!! where is this station?!!! I wouldve taken a pic an expose them in papers!! I'm sick of this country's indifference in everything.
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