Seinfeld's "Low Talker"; London Part One

Ok, now that everything has settled down, and we have a "new" Amir, and slept a lot after arriving from London, I'm gonna post some of the things that happened while I was in London, it's gonna be in random, so what ever comes to mind, I'm gonna post it.

I have a cousin that works in London, he got his masters last year there, and decided to work and live there for a while, so I called him up to get together (I haven't seen him for 3 years) , so we decided to meet in Knights Bridge's "One On One" restaurant. I told my other relatives to come with me, but they all said they were busy, so it was just me and my other cousin (she's my best friend, the one I mentioned before in previous posts). But all of a sudden, she says:" Hey, you go alone, I'm not in the mood for going out tonight, besides, he's your cousin and I'm shy." (Cuz she's from my father's side and he's from my mom's side). Of course there was no use even after begging her, so it was just me.

So my cousin calls me an hour before our get together, and tells me: "Hey, are you coming alone?" I replied: "Yes, why?" He says: "Well, can I bring my girlfriend? Do you mind?" I said: "No, why would I? Bring her, this is a chance to meet her since I'm coming alone, I've heard all about her during summer, from your mom's nagging of you marrying her LOOOOOOOOOL"
He laughed: "Yeah, you know how my mom is, but she was here in September, and finally liked her, I THINK!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
I said to myself so I won't hurt his feelings: "I don't think so….cuz she still nags, but didn't tell him so she won't hurt his feelings" LOOOL
And he continues: "Besides, we haven't talked about marriage yet, it's too early to decide if she's the one, but I admit I enjoy her company, but mom thinks that cuz she's British that she's marrying me for the money, and by the time we come back home, she's gonna dump me and ask for a divorce and take away my children LOOOL"

Well it is risky, cuz even my brother is hooked up with an American women, but he's crazy about her and thinks that she's the one, and my other brother is seeing a French girl, but he's not that crazy about her, so there you go, all my male relatives have gone global LOOOOOL!! But I do admit I worry about them, I advice them to be careful, it's good they take the advice well except my brother who's with the American girl, he's in love, and believes that she won't leave him, besides, she already lives here, so that’s' not THAT frightening I guess.
Anyhoo, who isn't getting divorced nowadays huh? And I don't interfere with two people who are together, Allah yewafig eljamee3 either with Kuwaitis or from any other country, I have never minded that, I always joke that I wanna marry an Italian man….heeheehee Just hope that everyone makes the right choice by knowing how they feel good inside…

Well, back to the main subject.
So I was there on time, and my cousin with his girlfriend came after 5 mins, my cousin walked faster when he saw me & threw himself in my arms and hugged me hard saying: "I MISSED YOU!!!" I almost cried saying: "I MISSED YOU TOO!!" (He's the only cousin of all my male "grown men" cousins that I hug and kiss, I don't know why, but it happened like this). He's 25 but I still see him adorable, and he has become so handsome and tall, so we go inside and sit, and still, she hasn't said a word except nice to meet you while shaking hands outside, cuz me and my cousin were so busy catching up with things that happened in our lives, and she was sitting there smiling at us, till I don't remember what it was that my cousin told her so she started to talk, at first I thought that I wasn't hearing her well, so I said: "Excuse me, sorry I didn't hear that."
But she repeats the same thing with the same volume, so I nodded "yes yes" pretending I'm hearing her, I don't know why I did that?!! LOOOOOOOOL
I didn't wanna embarrass her, so again, she starts talking, and talking to my cousin, and they both laugh HA HA HA HA HA, and talking back to me, and I still can't hear what she's saying!! I only heard her like a couple of times that night.
The restaurant wasn't even crowded, but I pretended that I was hearing her and laughed a stupid laugh that was soooooooo fake!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL
It was hysterical!!! You could see it in my body language and in my facial expressions that I was always leaning forward and concentrating a lot just to hear a casual conversation, like I was in an anatomy class listening and concentrating on what the professor has to say.

It was exactly like that Seinfeld's episode of Kramer's girlfriend "The Low Talker" episode…I suddenly remembered that episode and want to laugh cuz I was living it!!!

It was like this:

The Low Talker: "hfjheifo vscvcwrda opiroi mnjngf."

Me: "Ahaaa, yes yes…."

The Low Talker: "dsdhudgw pollmhgeqw zxdasexaw czfdq HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

Me: "Yes exactly HA HA HA HA HA!!! (In a frightful fake way)

The Low Talker: "cpioidye ,mijoigf hbhgdyug rrwewrtdt bvfryhoak wrrfgyvzp."

Me: "Yes, true true….aha aha aha…ah YUP YUP" (More nodding and placing my hand under my chin with a couple of my fingers on my mouth so to hold my laugh)

Oh my God!! It was nerve wrecking!!! I SWEAR!!! I still laugh when I remember that night, I was praying that she wasn’t gonna say something I would end up hating to do it, like when Seinfeld agreed to wear the stupid pirate puffy shirt without knowing!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

An Apology for Crash

Dear Crash

I have read your latest comments or should I say replies on my last post, and I would like to say that I appreciated your apology very much, appreciated that you went back and forth to my blog just to apologize for the SECOND time, that took guts, and showed how such a good person you are, and when I read it, I said: "WOW!! What a true lady, I must do something in return."

So I have decided to apologize to you as well, infront of all the bloggers, I wanted to say I am also truly sorry for saying those harsh things too, I got really shocked and mad cuz I thought this wasn't the time for harsh words, no matter how a person reacts or expresses his/her feelings, so I replied back rudely also. So once again I am sorry for saying what I said.

Crash, believe me, I am not here to make enemies, I'm here to say what I wanna say, get to know people and make friends, and what you see in this blog is not exactly what you get, this is just a drop from the ocean of who I am, cuz I know that a lot of bloggers out there think that flashy colors, calm colors, pictures, fancy words, fancy fonts, present what a person is. As you can see, my blog is simple and pinky, I am simple and love the color pink, but I am also a WOMAN bursting with energy and filled with all kinds of emotions, that loves all the colors, and in fact, for a while I have started to wear black most of the time, I don't know why, but I'm still the same person, so a lot of things in me that the bloggers don't see, that don’t know anything about my life…..

One of the bloggers once told me that he thinks I'm an "airhead", LOOOOL KAIFAH!
He told me that I should present myself through my blog in a better way, WALLAH 3AD KAIFEE…I told him just because I don't write fancy shmancy stuff, doesn't mean that I'm an airhead, I told him that: "You don't even know what I do in my real life or what I do for a living, thank God I'm well educated and don't need your opinion, the "real" people from the "real" world know me well."
I just simply don't have that much time to just sit and blog everyday, or think hard about the next "perfect" post, I just type what I wanna say in the heat of the moment.

Also, turning the CAPS LOCK ON or OFF doesn't mean that I'm screaming, cuz it's all in my head, and I have this blog to express myself with.

As I mentioned before, I'm a strong lady, cuz you won't believe the share of problems I've had in my life, and who hasn't?
But I've stood still…..
I developed a nasty cold (probably cuz I was so sad), even that day when I was crying, I was sneezing, coughing and my body ached all the time, and becuz I was crying silently, by night I got a severe headache cuz I was bottling it all in. I was so sad that I couldn't sleep, my dad told me: "Basech Puppy, go to sleep Baba, you're tired, basech bachy."
I stayed up till 4 am and woke up 10 am with my eyes all puffed up from crying. The only two times I cried loudly and let it all out was when I went to bed that night in my room and cried myself to sleep, and the next day in my car when I went to the coop to buy stuff, I cried listening to the radio of that sad music they put between the interviews while putting his pictures, and cried when I returned home. And the day before on Saturday, we had a MAJOR family crisis, but thank God it got solved by the end of the day. But sub7an Allah, since Friday, before all that, I had this feeling like a big stone was on my chest, nothing made me laugh, and felt MAKHNOOGAH….weird, then I knew why….it was such a bad week.

So sorry once again, and your welcomed to visit my blog anytime.

Take care…

P.S.
Sorry for causing confusions.
And sorry for the long post.

RIP Ameer Jaber